Comedy

Composition Class

Composition Class

November 13, 2012 No Comments »

Big Bwoy was inna composition class an di teacher ask ‘im fi mek a sentence wid’ defence, defeat and detail’. Guess wha Big Bwoy say? ‘De dawg jump over de fence an defeet go before... Read More »

Show-off Yardie

Show-off Yardie

October 13, 2012 No Comments »

Joe grew up in Jamaica, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to Jamaica because he felt he could be a Big Shot at home.... Read More »

A Materialistic Brotha

A Materialistic Brotha

October 13, 2012 No Comments »

A Jamaican opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a carcame along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police(American)arrived at the scene, the Jamaican was complaining... Read More »

Jamaican Technology

Jamaican Technology

October 13, 2012 No Comments »

Group of men waiting outside ‘new inventions’ meeting room before it starts. American, Englishman, and Jamaican. A bleeper noise is heard, and the americanlooks at his shoulder, presses it and looks... Read More »

All A U life

All A U life

September 13, 2012 No Comments »

A pastor visiting from England asked a Jamaican dread to carry him fishing one day. Before beginning their journey the pastor asked if the dread prayed. “No iyah, man no fi pray”,... Read More »

Jamaican Directions

Jamaican Directions

August 13, 2012 No Comments »

I was trying to find my dressmaker, and asked someone on the street fordirections. This is what she told me: “Tek a red and white mini-bus to Parade, den walk til yu... Read More »