Category: Comedy

Big Bwoy was inna composition class an di teacher ask ‘im fi mek a sentence wid’ defence, defeat and detail’. Guess wha Big Bwoy say? ‘De dawg jump over de fence an defeet go before de tail’.

Joe grew up in Jamaica, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to Jamaica because he felt he could be a Big Shot at home. He really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and...
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A Jamaican opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a carcame along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police(American)arrived at the scene, the Jamaican was complaining bitterly about thedamage to his precious BMW. “Awfissa, look wah...
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Group of men waiting outside ‘new inventions’ meeting room before it starts. American, Englishman, and Jamaican. A bleeper noise is heard, and the americanlooks at his shoulder, presses it and looks at the other two and says ‘ its my bleeper’,...
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All A U life

A pastor visiting from England asked a Jamaican dread to carry him fishing one day. Before beginning their journey the pastor asked if the dread prayed. “No iyah, man no fi pray”, replied the dread. “Quarter of you life gone my brother,...
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I was trying to find my dressmaker, and asked someone on the street fordirections. This is what she told me: “Tek a red and white mini-bus to Parade, den walk til yu reach de patty stand on Bruk-Down carner. Hask de gentleman...
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